Last night Pretty and I were watching who’s the greatest of all time on Jeopardy, bemoaning the fact that neither of us will ever make a million dollars answering questions which we might be able to think of the answers to in due time but certainly not so quickly as the three guys who pushed the buttons in lightning speed for the correct responses on the TV. Pretty said speaking of money, we need to get cash out of our bank account.
Like most people (I assume most people although I have no concrete proof) we make our purchases with our bank debit cards these days. Rarely is there any actual cash in either of our possession at home or when we’re out among the masses, but apparently Pretty had been alerted by her Twitter folks that these may be the “last days” as the result of America’s killing an Iranian general in Baghdad over the weekend.
If these are the last days, she continued, we need to make preparations that include taking money out of the banks which might close as the result of a cyber attack, converting to currency, and hanging on to it for dear life.
Yes, I said jumping on board with any suggestions Pretty recommended for the last days, and let’s make sure we have gasoline in both vehicles at all times in case we need to make a run for it, I added.
What about food? Pretty asked. Hm, I thought. That’s a real problem since neither Pretty nor I ever used any appliance in the kitchen except a microwave to heat the takeout and the refrigerator for storing leftovers from the takeouts.
Evidently Pretty was also worried about the food situation. Never mind, she said, we’ll just buy fast food with our cash.
After Ken Jennings polished off Round 1 of the Jeopardy tournament, I switched to Rachel Maddow but could barely listen to her detailed explanation of the events of the past few days and our country’s precarious position in the Middle East because I was still mulling over our family plans for the last days.
For example, how much cash would we need. Pretty had suggested $500. Was that enough? Too much? Who knew? As for making a run for it with two tanks of gasoline, where in the world was I planning on going? Charleston? Charlotte? Landrum?
Thankfully today tensions appeared to cool after Iran’s retaliatory missile strikes in Iraq yesterday. I will check in tonight with Rachel Maddow after Round 2 of the Jeopardy tournament to try to learn more about the world we live in (for now anyway) and Pretty can revisit with her Twitter peeps to see if they have further suggestions for the last days.
In the mean time, I have a few unrelated pictures of several of the 24 dogs I’ve had in my lifetime – if these are the last days, I want to think of happy ones – and these are some of the happiest.
Stay tuned.
The Red Man and the Old Woman Slow
(in the early days – spring, 2001)
Tennis Ball Obsessed Chelsea, Smokey Lonesome Ollie, and The Red Man
(at Casa de Canterbury, sometime in 2012)
Spike, he who appeared on Worsham Street and never left us
(spring of 2012)
I'll Call It Like I See It 
The Red Man as a Baby Dog!!! Squeeeeee!!! ❤️
When it comes to all our dogs, may our beds be as expansive as our hearts.
As for Orange Twitler, The American Taliban and The End Times (what a Gospel choir!!!), may they all have their Bank accounts hacked by Iranian whiz kids. Amen.
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Ann, you always make me smile. Orange Twitler….too true. I hear that choir singing all too much. Don’t you just love that sweet picture of the baby Red Man? He and Pops cutest babies.
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I LOVE that your happy times are so connected with your dogs (and Pretty!) ❤
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The older I get, the more I realize what makes me truly happy.
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I can’t imagine trying to get out of town in the apocalypse with all this traffic. Maybe I should stock up on cat food.
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That’s a great plan, Luanne!
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“Yes, I said jumping on board with any suggestions Pretty recommended for the last days, and let’s make sure we have gasoline in both vehicles at all times in case we need to make a run for it, I added.”
God yes, get away! But to where precisely?
I love both of you.
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I love you, too, Cindy! Do you thinktwo tanks of gas could take us to the Mojave? 🙂
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Do you at least know how to use a tin opener? 😀
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We prefer one of those thingies you pull open, but we can muddle through with a tin opener in a pinch! 🙂
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Those two women from California that we met in Portugal? They were a no show. Our basement and the northern border beckons. Just remember to leave your guns at home but pot is okay and the Yankee dolla is still gold up north. 😉 We have a microwave (with no handle but which we crack open using a knife) and a fridge and other amenities like running water, too. Plus a dog. Mi casa es su casa.
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Perfect, Susanne! I just love a funky microwave…no problem about guns. We don’t allow in our home – pot won’t be a problem, either. Bourbon, on the other hand, might be a staple. Keep the light on for us.
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