Vetting Morning


The first thing I like to do when I wake up is vet the morning.

What day are you? Are you sure?

What do you remember about last night? Do you remember your dreams? What about yesterday? Aha. Got you on yesterday.

What’s your weather like? Which leads me to my first song of the day…Days may be cloudy or sunny, you’re in or you’re out of the money…I’m gonna love you, come rain or come shine. Of course you are. That’s what you always say first thing in the morning about your weather and btw, you’re no Sarah Vaughan or Sinatra.

What’s that? No, you can’t ask any questions or make any comments on your own.

What? What? Did you say GOOD? Especially that one.

Whatever you do, don’t say good to me yet. I don’t know you from Adam’s house cat. You may be good – you may not be good. So don’t get started with GOOD before I am ready to make that call.

So far, I’m unimpressed.

 

About Sheila Morris

Sheila Morris is an essayist with humorist tendencies and a passion for photojournalism. She has published four nonfiction books including two memoirs, an essay collection and a collection of her favorite blogs from I'll Call It Like I See It. She has been blogging for seven years as her alter ego, The Red Man, her rescued Welsh terrier but now is reduced to writing as herself since the Red Man left Casa de Canterbury for good in February of 2016. She is a displaced Texan living in South Carolina with her wife Teresa Williams and their dogs Spike and Charly.
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6 Responses to Vetting Morning

  1. As we say on the Internet, “Lol!”
    And now back to “Sundays with Sinatra.”

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Susanne says:

    Cute, Sheila. I never thought about it, but I vet the morning, too.

    Liked by 1 person

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