Breaking News – latest tweet from Top Dog:
“Fake News from msnbc and cnn – WRONG DOG pic – that’s Spike!”
Spike has never won anything
In an interview with the real news Fox News, Kellyanne Conway revealed she had to fire her new Chief of Staff for attaching Spike’s picture instead of the real Best in Show winner German Shepherd Rumor.
Rumor has it Spike has connections to Russia, but that’s just an alternative fact.
I'll Call It Like I See It 
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4 responses to “Kellyanne’s New Chief of Staff Resigns!”
So Comrade Spike, what do you know about a certain asylum seeking cat, one Sergeant Stripes, wanted for questioning in the “Bed Peeing Incident.” It may or may not be related to a similar unsubstantiated claim made of The Commander Chief, Uncle Rumpus. Things are questionably stinky.
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Hm…the Bed Peeing Incident sounds quite suspicious…have you thought of sending both cats to Guantanamo?
I hear that’s where the real truth is discovered about all iffy and somewhat stinky situations.
Good Luck!
Comrade Spike
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Comrade Cassie Sack of Potatoes is studying that option. I’ll keep you informed, but I fear my pee-mail account has been compromised by fascist cats. Will be using secured fire hydrants for the time being.
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Cassie P (not Pee) for Secretary of Defense!! She can handle fascist cats!!
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