When Insults Had Class
“Some cause happiness wherever they go: others, whenever they go.” – Oscar Wilde
“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.” – Mae West
“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend…if you have one.” – George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
“Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second…if there is one.” – Winston Churchill, in response

Now that’s funny…
In March, 2007, I was working on a collection of stories that became my first book Deep in the Heart: A Memoir of Love and Longing. One of the few friends I asked for beta reader feedback when I was writing that book was Nekki Shutt, who I met when she moved to South Carolina from Florida to be near her grandparents and attend law school at the University of South Carolina in the early 1990s. She was young, ambitious, a hard worker and became a driving force in the queer community at an early age. We became friends, sister activists, and have continued to laugh with each other for more than thirty years.
On March 09, 2007, I received an email from Nekki with the subject line “When Insults Had Class!” Good inspiration for your writing, she added.
The quotes featured above from Oscar Wilde, Mae West, George Bernard Shaw, and Winston Churchill were included in that email I saved for eighteen years because I collect words that entertain me. I hope they entertain you, too.
One final quote from that email was from Groucho Marx, of the famous comic Marx Brothers. “I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.”
I can say without hesitation any evening with Nekki Shutt is a wonderful one; guaranteed to be full of fun, loads of irresistible laughter, and conversation that will spark the imagination.
On the other hand, beware Nekki Shutt in a courtroom. Congratulations to a courageous woman who celebrated her eighth anniversary this week as a founding partner in the firm Burnette Shutt & McDaniel, PA. She also was sworn in on May 15th. as the president-elect of the SC Bar Association.
What I admire most about Nekki, however, is her love and loyalty to friends and family because that’s a core value we share in addition to our commitment to equality and justice for all.

Nekki, Pretty, Francie and me at T’s belated birthday bash
I remember when insults had class – but barely – I think I’ll keep this email a while longer.


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8 responses to “When Insults Had Class”
They are some of the best! Dorthy Parker was rather good at them too 😀
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Exactly – Parker was a drop the mic girl!
Congratulations to your Frenchwoman eliminating Pegula and headed to the quarterfinals!! Huge win for her.
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OH, you always make me smile!
“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend…if you have one.” – George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
“Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second…if there is one.” – Winston Churchill, in response
I remember when my insults has class too, my kinda non-classy class.
My favorite one from elementary school was, “Girls go to college to get more knowledge. boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider.”
It just drove the elementary school boys nuts.
I told it to the twins on the play park.
They put me in time out on a bench for being “inappropriate.”
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That is hilarious, Cindy! First, your elementary school “insult” but mostly, that the twin boys sent you to time out for being inappropriate…I am laughing at you being sent to time out which is where Pretty and I spend a lot of our time when we play with the girls!! Thanks so much!!
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I wish such sparkling wit came easily to me. Instead, I bawl and hurl insults like a muleskinner!!
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You and I have the muleskinner blues, right? We can’t help it these days.
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Of all the languages I’ve struggled to learn, it’s muleskinner that has blossomed on my lips!! Hah!!
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Thank goodness for small favors!
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