I’m sure VP Harris hasn’t made her final selection for her Veep because I am still waiting for the call. Here I am, send me.

Cell phone charged? Check.

Bag packed for possible overnight stay? Check.

Attitude positive? Check.

Enthusiasm for the job? Check.

Qualifications to serve? Aha. That could be a slight problemo. Foreign affairs my worst category because I am weak in geography – as in, for example, what country is next to Peru? Sigh. But if she’s looking for expertise in domestic issues, I’m a whiz. For example, I think every American who hasn’t shot somebody should get a monthly Good Citizens’ Dividend check for $1,000 for good behavior.

Oh, well. No candidate is perfect so maybe Vice President Harris can overlook a tiny flaw to embrace my good points.

I wasn’t invited to DC yet, and time is running out so…

Here I sit, watching the Olympics, waiting for the call.

Stay tuned for updates, or you can check X tomorrow.