Monthly Archives: February 2017

Mouth Almighty, Tongue Everlasting!


562 people who like “Sheila Morris, Author” haven’t heard from you in a while. Write a post. Alrighty then. This is the first time a Social Media Monitor has scolded me about too few posts so I am jumping right … Continue reading

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Blog = Press = Get Her Outta Here!


White House Press Secretary Spicey Spicer is expected to announce the deportation of lesbian blogger Sheila Morris, according to an unconfirmed fake news leak from the White House tweeted at 4:45 a.m. this President’s Day while most everybody else was … Continue reading

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A Thing of Beauty is a Joy Forever


University of South Carolina Lady Gamecock Kaela Davis (#3) stole the basketball from a Vandy guard and dribbled it hard down the court toward her goal as the Vandy player tried desperately to retrieve that ball from her. Gamecock teammate … Continue reading

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Kellyanne’s New Chief of Staff Resigns!


Breaking News – latest tweet from Top Dog: “Fake News from msnbc and cnn – WRONG DOG pic – that’s Spike!” Spike has never won anything In an interview with the real news Fox News, Kellyanne Conway revealed she had … Continue reading

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Top Dog Salutes Best in Show via Kellyanne Conway


The new Chief of Staff for Kellyanne Conway released the following tweet from KAC twitter account moments ago: “Top Dog says Congrats to Rumor, Best in Show at 2017 WKC – world’s GREATEST  Dog ever!” (picture attached) Rumor, Best in … Continue reading

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I don’t want another dog or another husband


  My mother Selma (left) and my Aunt Lucille in their younger days My mom was relatively infamous in our family for her conversations which she uttered more like pronouncements than regular chit-chat. You know, the kind of awkward things … Continue reading

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Despite Countless Warnings, I…


…browsed through the AOL news this morning. I know, I know. My friend Dick Hubbard is shaking his head in dismay if he is reading this right now. “Please don’t read the AOL news,” he’s warned me over and over … Continue reading

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Which Anniversary to Celebrate?


Sixteen years ago today I stepped onto an airplane with Pretty to begin a spontaneous first trip to Cancun, Mexico. I had no way of knowing the day would be the beginning of the most important adventure of my life … Continue reading

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The First Census – North Carolina – 1790


Life with Pretty is always an adventure with few dull moments. For example, we just spent at least five minutes downstairs hollering at each other about whether I had used her gift certificate she gave me for Christmas for a … Continue reading

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Dear Edie Windsor


Dear Edie Windsor, Today is the 13th. day of the new regime in the oval office that is apparently now the cesspool from whence both tweets and executive orders spew forth with reckless abandon and no regard for the rights … Continue reading

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