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  • Old King Cole vs. Old King Don

    Old King Cole vs. Old King Don


    Old King Cole was a merry old soul,
    And a merry old soul was he;
    He called for his pipe, and he called for his bowl,
    And he called for his fiddlers three.

    Old King Don was a grumpy old soul,

    and a grumpy old soul was he;

    he called for his pens, and he called for his friends,

    and he mowed down democracy.

    Heh, heh. Sometimes I have to entertain myself and cross my fingers somebody else thinks I’m as funny as I fancy I am.

    Since 1709, the Brits have had a nursery rhyme about the fictional Old King Cole. Starting this week in 2025, the Americans across the Pond from the Brits have a chief executive who fancies himself to be a King with the absolute authority to demolish democratic rule in these United States.

    Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye, Elon and Don – we ain’t picking up what you’re putting down. The next time we vote for a King, your names will be deleted by the thousands of people affected by your doge department layoffs.

    Read the room, guys. Your ship has sailed.