(1) There once was a woman named Teresa

Who loved a good shrimp quesadilla.

To Cancun she did roam in two thousand one,

And when she came home still red from the sun,

She’d found new love with her best friend named Sheila.

(2) There once was a woman named Sheila

Who loved a good shot of tequila.

To Cancun she did roam in two thousand one,

And when she came home her journey was done,

She’d found true love with her best friend Teresa.

(3) An anniversary of love in twenty twenty-three

The best of the best has been you and me.

Wherever we’ve roamed

We’ve always come home

Together, believing the best was yet to be.

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Happy Anniversary, Pretty. To quote Tina Turner, you’re simply the best – better than anyone could ever have been for me. I am forever grateful that you were the little girl who said yes.