White House Press Secretary Spicey Spicer is expected to announce the deportation of lesbian blogger Sheila Morris, according to an unconfirmed fake news leak from the White House tweeted at 4:45 a.m. this President’s Day while most everybody else was still asleep.
According to the Kiwi Leek, the blogger (a regular contributor of alternative facts) had been under suspicion since her fake reporting on Kellyanne Conway’s new Chief of Staff last week.
Investigations into her social media accounts revealed she was seen singing and dancing to the music of Swedish group Abba last Wednesday night at a covert birthday bash in an Italian restaurant. That was the first hint of trouble – no one dances to Swedish music at an Italian restaurant.
Further scrutiny indicated recent DNA ancestry showed the blogger has a 5% Scandinavian element, and everybody knows Sweden is a Scandinavian country.
Apparently her outrage toward her Swedish heritage led her to be the Brains behind the Terror Attack on Sweden this past Friday night. Everybody knows that attack was planned in the USA.
Although Sweden has not formally requested her deportation to that country for formal Crimes Against Humanity prosecution, Homeland Security is all over this threat to the American people before she ramps up more DNA attacks.
What’s next? Ireland?
The blogger was last seen being dragged out the front door of Casa de Canterbury as Pretty cried, “It’s a joke – she’s just trying to be funny!”
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11 responses to “Blog = Press = Get Her Outta Here!”
I knew it. You can not trust those see humor at every turn. Bad Sheila. What would Red Man say…..
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Funny you should bring up Red Man, De…he’s been gone a year Wednesday. I still miss him every day…I know for sure he would have had a field day with the characters we have to put up with this year…:)
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I think Sweden might be nice this time of year … except for all that terrorism.
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Yes, it’s the worst!! Otherwise, perfect…
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No jokes! Uncle Rumpus has zero tolerance for humor. Laughter is Un-American. Fake American. Not funny! Sad.
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Laughter is Un-American…can you believe this? I really can’t…thank goodness for you and your Almighty Pack!!
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LOL. Now I get it!!! I shoulda known.
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I have to laugh at something, or I would cry without ceasing…
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Ha ha ha! That explains everything 😀
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What would you do without me?? 🙂
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Heaven only knows!
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