Mouth Almighty, Tongue Everlasting!


562 people who like “Sheila Morris, Author” haven’t heard from you in a while. Write a post.

Alrighty then. This is the first time a Social Media Monitor has scolded me about too few posts so I am jumping right on it.

Let me begin by apologizing to the 562 people who like me on my Facebook Author page, and I will add my apologies to my 706 FB friends on my personal page who apparently have no advocate and my special apologies to the 18 followers I have within that 706 friends.

I imagine there is some overlap in these numbers since I don’t have 1,268 people that give a tinker’s damn about me to be either a friend or follower or page liker. Regardless, the Social Media Monitor has now given me an “F” for failure to post, and I have always been an overachiever so this makes me feel very bad.

I’ve had a few mitigating circumstances this week which should count as excuses for not writing a post, but they are quite lengthy and convoluted and, in the end, probably add up to be no more viable than the dog ate my homework. Sigh.

Hey, wait a minute. I just checked the date of my last post, and it was on the 20th. of February. If I’m not mistaken, today is only the 25th.? So I am being reprimanded for not posting in the past FIVE days?

Whoa, Nellie.

Attention, attention, attention Social Media Monitor: you are way too quick to jump me this week…there’s such a thing as too many posts which might lead to my being accused of having a Mouth Almighty, Tongue Everlasting which is my new favorite saying that I learned from my good friend Kati last night while I was losing money playing Shanghai.

I see this phrase re-appearing in future posts – I can think of a prominent person at this very minute whose Tweets represent a Mouth Almighty and a Tongue Everlasting. This should be fun.

Stay tuned, and have a fabulous weekend!

 

 

 

 

About Sheila Morris

Sheila Morris is an essayist with humorist tendencies and a passion for photojournalism. She has published four nonfiction books including two memoirs, an essay collection and a collection of her favorite blogs from I'll Call It Like I See It. She has been blogging for seven years as her alter ego, The Red Man, her rescued Welsh terrier but now is reduced to writing as herself since the Red Man left Casa de Canterbury for good in February of 2016. She is a displaced Texan living in South Carolina with her wife Teresa Williams and their dogs Spike and Charly.
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6 Responses to Mouth Almighty, Tongue Everlasting!

  1. How dare that bossy little prefect give you gip without doing their homework first! We’d better watch out for a telling off too. Will be out at the back of the bike shed having a fag to avoid that 😉

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  2. As “they” say on the Internet, “LOL!” I’ll leave it at that so the Comment Police have evidence of my response. 😉

    Oh, Sheila! Poor Uncle Rumpus!!! Not!

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  4. Luanne says:

    Hahaha. Am I not following you on Facebook? I have to remember to check!

    Like

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