“Honey, life’s a 4-Ticket Ride”


My friend Esther told me this story Tuesday when I was sitting in her chair for my regular pedicure at Eli’s (which I thoroughly recommend for anyone who needs a good manicure or pedicure plus entertainment while you’re at it). She swears the story is true.

She was sitting in a doctor’s waiting area that was empty except for her and a petite elderly lady who had been in the room when she arrived. They waited and waited together, but Esther decided to break the awkward silence by asking the little old lady how she was doing that day.

“Honey, life’s a 4-ticket ride,” the woman said with a smile.

I almost fell out of Esther’s chair laughing at what the older woman had said. The remark was particularly appropriate since the State Fair is in town for the week with the amusement park rides going strong.

For anyone of my friends in cyberspace who might not  know what a 4-ticket ride is, please ask me in the comment section.

The quote “Honey, life’s a 4-ticket ride” has now made it to my own memorable quotes collection which reminds me:

Peace and Kindness Quote Contest

Deadline: Midnight Friday, October 27

3rd place Granny Selma Award for Trying  – $25

2nd place Old Woman Slow Award for Close But No Cigar –   $50

1st place Daddy Glenn L. Morris Award for Quote Mastery –  $75

Keep those quote coming in, and be sure to stay tuned.

 

Comments

8 responses to ““Honey, life’s a 4-Ticket Ride””

  1. Susanne Avatar

    I hafta know. What is a 4-ticket ride?

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    1. Sheila Morris Avatar

      Susanne, Susanne, you are a wild Canadian girl so I will excuse you on this one – please see my response below to the Wayside Artist who also admitted no idea what I was talking about!! You need to come visit us during the State Fair to have the experience of a 4-ticket ride!! 🙂

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      1. Susanne Avatar

        I’m a Ferris-wheel kinda gal. How many tickets would that be? I’m definitely NOT the roller-coaster type, despite a life to the contrary.

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      2. Sheila Morris Avatar

        Aha…a Ferris-wheel kinda gal, Susanne. I’d say that’s ALMOST a 4-ticket ride!!
        I’ve always tried to avoid the roller-coaster rides myself…not always successfully. 🙂

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  2. Wayside Artist Avatar
    Wayside Artist

    I’ll bite. What’s a 4 ticket ride? I get motion sickness on a merry-go-round, so my knowledge of the intricacies a fairground rides is slim to none!! 🙄

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    1. Sheila Morris Avatar

      The larger the number of tickets for the ride, the more adventuresome the ride will be!
      Tickets are purchased for the rides as you enter the fair so that you give the tickets for each ride to the ticket person rather than actual money to get on board.
      For example, 1 ticket might be required for a child’s ride on a merry-go-round, but 4 tickets would take you on a wild roller coaster that might make you pee your pants before you came back to where you started.
      Hence the quote, Honey, life’s a 4-ticket ride!! Yee Haw!! 🙂

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      1. Wayside Artist Avatar
        Wayside Artist

        Lol!!! That’s my life! No wonder I’m so dizzy and looking for a Port-a-Potty all time!!!

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      2. Sheila Morris Avatar

        Who woulda thunk it?? LOL!!!

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