for Men – I’ve got a secret for your eyes only

Donald Trump is a 78-year-old man whose memory is much like mine because I’m also 78 years old and therein lies the first and only trait I share with the former president who is a convicted felon. I know for 100% certainty I shouldn’t be President of the United States. I can’t remember what I just had for breakfast this morning, and Donald Trump can’t remember slamming Detroit when he was in Detroit.

And yet, guys, you overwhelmingly support him. I think I know why, and it’s not what you usually say when asked about your potential vote.

“We need a strong leader” is code for women can’t be strong leaders.

“Trump will make our borders more secure” is code for “illegal aliens” are taking our jobs.

“Crime is out of control” is code for Harris is weak on criminals.

And on and on.

Psst. Here’s my theory for why men aren’t supporting Kamala Harris. Vice President Harris is a mixed-race woman, a female who doesn’t know her place.

Think about it. Why else would men want to vote for an old man who struggles to know what day it is – much less can tell you what NATO stands for.

That’s my secret, and I’m sticking with it. But I hope I’m wrong. Come on, man. Please. Think outside the Trump box.