Old King Cole was a merry old soul,
And a merry old soul was he;
He called for his pipe, and he called for his bowl,
And he called for his fiddlers three.
Old King Don was a grumpy old soul,
and a grumpy old soul was he;
he called for his pens, and he called for his friends,
and he mowed down democracy.
Heh, heh. Sometimes I have to entertain myself and cross my fingers somebody else thinks I’m as funny as I fancy I am.
Since 1709, the Brits have had a nursery rhyme about the fictional Old King Cole. Starting this week in 2025, the Americans across the Pond from the Brits have a chief executive who fancies himself to be a King with the absolute authority to demolish democratic rule in these United States.
Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye, Elon and Don – we ain’t picking up what you’re putting down. The next time we vote for a King, your names will be deleted by the thousands of people affected by your doge department layoffs.
Read the room, guys. Your ship has sailed.
I'll Call It Like I See It 
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8 responses to “Old King Cole vs. Old King Don”
You are funny and fancy. I keep screaming into my pillow.
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Thanks so much, DonnaJ!
Most days are “scream worthy”
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Humpty Trumpty better take care he doesn’t have a great fall.
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Tell it, Ann. You’re the best.
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We definitely are on the same page!!
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As I told Luanne, we’re in it together.
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Read the room, guys. Your ship has sailed.
Yes ma’am!
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