I smelled something funny on Tuesday mid-afternoon when I walked downstairs to feed the dogs. Not funny ha-ha, but funny as in odd, peculiar…a strange odor. My first candidate for the culprit was the kitchen trash cans so I opened the lower cabinet door to have a sniff. No, nothing in there with an unusual aroma.
Maybe the garbage disposal? I had emptied a small Tupperware container of overripe pineapple at noon but that shouldn’t smell bad, I thought, and it didn’t when I checked.
After the dogs ate, we all went outside for an afternoon constitutional in the back yard. We didn’t linger, though, because it was too hot. The short walk aggravated my right knee aches and pains so I went back inside and up the stairs for a nap. My best friend Red was glad for a rest so he and I curled up together on the king-sized bed and drifted off. I felt Chelsea and Spike join us later on but didn’t bother to rise and pet them. They were on their own.
Teresa got home from work a couple of hours later and we made a parade going down the stairs to welcome her from her hard day of work at the Mast General Store. As soon as she walked through the door she said, “Something smells bad in here. What’s going on?”
She was right. The slight odor from earlier in the day was now more pungent and pronounced. Then we both began to search in earnest. We looked in every kitchen cabinet and around the stove and refrigerator. We looked under furniture in the den and in the laundry room around Spike’s crate. Finally, with no luck, we decided we must have a dead animal somewhere under the house. If the odor wasn’t better by tomorrow, we’d have to call someone to get rid of whatever had died.
We went out to dinner and put Spike in his crate and left the doggie door open to the back yard for Red and Chelsea.
Dinner was good, but I told Teresa my stomach had been slightly upset this afternoon for some unknown reason. I decided to take food home for tomorrow instead of overeating that night which was always a possibility at Miyo’s when I could have Szechuan beef and spring rolls.
When we came home afterwards, the odor had intensified and we again searched for its source. Still no luck. We were hooked on a Netflix series of a BBC production called Luther starring Idris Elba and watched an episode and then discussed why we would choose to watch a show with so much violence. What did that say about us when we were morally opposed to violence? Then we veered off into why the British didn’t outlaw knives since that was apparently their weapon of choice in the midst of their ban on guns.
I admitted to having a thing about Ruth Wilson who was the femme fatale in Luther. Teresa said she loved Idris Elba in spite of everything we were morally opposed to – so there we were. Around 10 o’clock we decided to take ourselves upstairs to bed. That’s how we roll.
By now we were used to the bad odor and had decided to think about it tomorrow – like Scarlett O’Hara at Tara when I went back into the kitchen to fix a Diet Coke to carry upstairs for my evening meds.
As I opened the refrigerator, I glanced at the stove and saw that something wasn’t quite right. One of the knobs for the stove top burners was slightly, ever so slightly, turned to the “on” position. I closed the refrigerator door and walked over to take a look and smell. In an instant I realized what was happening. I turned the knob off and ran to open the back door.
I yelled to Teresa and asked her to open all the windows and turn on the fans in every room. I told her I would take the downstairs and she could get the upstairs. I don’t think I’ve moved that fast in a long time. We had the house open in record time, and the gas began to escape.
We took the dogs outside, loaded them in the pickup and drove to a 24-hour Wal-Mart to buy a carbon monoxide alarm. I’m still not sure why we felt the need to buy that for a natural gas leak in the house but we clearly weren’t thinking on all cylinders. Nevertheless, when we came home with our new alarm, it was almost midnight and the odor was gone.
I’ve wondered this week about what didn’t happen Tuesday night and why. For example, I almost lit a scented candle while we were watching Luther – but didn’t. When we leave the house in the evening, we often let Spike roam downstairs with Red and Chelsea and shut the back doggie door – but this night we didn’t. We could’ve stayed home and eaten leftovers and grown more accustomed to the noxious gas and gotten too sick to realize what was happening – but we didn’t.
It wasn’t your time. You’ve got an angel on your shoulder. Somebody up there likes you. God isn’t finished with you yet. You must have more lives than a cat. You’ve got miles to go before you sleep. Fill in your own blanks……….your guess is as good as mine.
Let’s just say I’ll call it like I see it. It was a close call, but we have a few seconds remaining on the clock.