‘Twas three nights before Christmas, when all through the land
many creatures were stirring, going home to their clan.
Their bags were all packed, they were ready to ride
when all of a sudden they sat down and cried.
Oh no, there’s no wall, the donald bemoaned
so Mitch and his guys just voted and groaned.
Now Nancy, now Chuckie, now Paulie, now Pence
On Putin, on Turkey, I’m building my fence.
To the top of Fox news, to the top of my wall,
now dash away generals, now dash away all!
And away they all flew like birds in the wind,
while Mueller and his team were soon closing in.
The White House in chaos, no leader in sight,
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!
Stay tuned.
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About Sheila Morris
Sheila Morris is a personal historian, essayist with humorist tendencies, lesbian activist, truth seeker and speaker in the tradition of other female Texas storytellers including her paternal grandmother.
In December, 2017, the University of South Carolina Press published her collection of first-person accounts of a few of the people primarily responsible for the development of LGBTQ organizations in South Carolina. Southern Perspectives on the Queer Movement: Committed to Home will resonate with everyone interested in LGBTQ history in the South during the tumultuous times from the AIDS pandemic to marriage equality.
She has published five nonfiction books including two memoirs, an essay compilation and two collections of her favorite blogs from I'll Call It Like I See It. Her first book, Deep in the Heart: A Memoir of Love and Longing received a Golden Crown Literary Society Award in 2008. Her writings have been included in various anthologies - most recently the 2017 Saints and Sinners Literary Magazine. Her latest book, Four Ticket Ride, was released in January, 2019.
She is a displaced Texan living in South Carolina with her wife Teresa Williams and their dogs Spike, Charly and Carl. She is also Naynay to her two granddaughters Ella and Molly James who light up her life for real. Born in rural Grimes County, Texas in 1946 her Texas roots still run wide and deep.
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That is hilarious! Good job!
Merry Christmas! Nan
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Thank you, War Eagle Nan! Sometimes you just have to laugh at it all!
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Brava! It could become a classic until this administration is nothing but a stain on our consciousness.
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Thanks, Bob! I really can’t believe what I’m seeing. Mind blowing.
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Now, where can we donate to this fine cause? 😂😂😂
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Hahahaha! Donate, indeed…
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pERFECT SHEILA…HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO YOU AND TERESA/\
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Thanks, Millie M – Merry Christmas to you and Kevin and all of your family!
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Hysterical! We gotta find something to laugh at, right?
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No kidding! Thanks and Merry Christmas, my friend!
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Wishing you a very Merry Christmas and all the best, Sheila!
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