TRUMP: Well, I took two tests, cognitive tests. I aced them, both of them, as you know. We made it public. He took none. I’d like to see him take one, just one, a real easy one. Like go through the first five questions, he couldn’t do it. But I took two cognitive tests. I took physical exams every year. And, you know, we knock on wood, wherever we may have wood, that I’m in very good health. I just won two club championships, not even senior, two (sic) regular club championships. To do that, you have to be quite smart and you have to be able to hit the ball a long way. And I do it. He doesn’t do it. He can’t hit a ball 50 yards. He challenged me to a golf match…
…BIDEN: Well, anyway, that’s – anyway, just take a look at what he says he is and take a look at what he is.
Look, I’d be happy to have a driving contest with him. I got my handicap, which, when I was vice president, down to a 6.
And by the way, I told you before I’m happy to play golf if you carry your own bag. Think you can do it?
TRUMP: That’s the biggest lie that he’s a 6 handicap, of all.
BIDEN: I was 8 handicap.
TRUMP: Yeah.
BIDEN: Eight, but I have – you know how many…
TRUMP: I’ve seen your swing, I know your swing.
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Me:
Number One – My favorite parts of the great American presidential debate last night were the two commercial breaks when I exhaled.
Number Two – I am 78 years old, the same age as Trump, and I know I could never win one, much less two club championships playing golf in a tournament not designated “senior” events unless I owned the club and/or sponsored the championship.
Number Three – uh, I’m not playing if you won’t stipulate…uh, that I have a 6 or maybe 8 handicap, that you have to walk carrying your own clubs while I ride in a golf cart; that I have unlimited Mulligans, and I get to hit from the forward tees. I’ve seen your swing, I know your swing.
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One barely septuagenarian candidate has a loud voice full of bravado, but the truth ain’t in him. That sounds like a recipe for disaster. The other barely octagenarian candidate has a powerful record but lacks the ability to communicate effectively anymore. What’s a voter to do? Tick, tick, tick. The clock is ticking toward November.
Shame on both campaigns for this glaring public display of why many Americans preferred to watch Netflix or refused to watch anything at all like Pretty who went to bed as soon as the Las Vegas Aces won their game with the Chicago Sky at nine o’clock our time. Charly gave me a look and followed Pretty to bed. Carl and I were the last ones standing for the torture that was the political debate, but then Carl is totally deaf and partially blind. I have no excuse.
I really wouldn’t know what to do other than to simply tick the box by Biden and cross my fingers…
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Yes, that’s what I’m talking about.
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My meager thoughts for what they’re worth:
These debates are nothing but performances designed to drive the news cycle and network revenues, and to prop up social media pundits, giving them talking points for their endless rants on conservative channels.
Rather than watch the debates (I rarely do), I’m trying to focus on convincing 1 undecided person to vote for Biden. I see it as doubling my vote. It’s harder than you think because most people don’t want to vote. I’ve started adding Project 2025 to my speech. It’s scary stuff.
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I like your focus on doubling your vote! You go, Ann – I’ve got genuine confidence in your persuasive abilities!! You and Pretty – y’all are two peas in a pod!!
It is way scary stuff.
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I really hope people will understand how important this election is. Hold your nose if necessary, but vote for Biden. For many people, if Orange Slush wins, it’s their last chance to vote for a generation if not longer.
Give my regards to Pretty!
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I will vote for Biden. Never fear. Want to send you a dm on Facebook tonight.
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