who’s afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?


Apparently everyone.

The Democrats allow the Big Bad Wolf to ignore congressional subpoenas under the guise of special privileges for Big Wolves. Not just for himself but for anyone who they demand appear before Congressional committees on the second Tuesday of the third week in the fifth month under a full moon. Everyone knows wolves can’t be expected to testify about anything when there’s a full moon.

For verification, ask the Big Bad Wolf Teddy Bear who will agree that the Big Bad Wolf is always right so don’t nobody go up in that Congressional Hill to testify. I’m saying, don’t nobody.

And nobody does.

Meanwhile, the Republicans just lay low – so low they can’t see past their fear that the Big Bad Wolf will eat them in a primary down the road. That’s low.

Where in the world is Little Red Riding Hood when we need her? Oh my goodness. I see her walking down the lane right this minute. What’s that she’s saying? I can’t hear her until she gets closer.

“Tra la. Tra la. What’s the matter with you Americans? Impeach the Big Bad Wolf and get that chaos creating limelight loving immigrant child murdering racist S.O.B. out of the White House.”

Tra la. Tra la. I couldn’t agree more with you, Little Red Riding Hood.

Stay tuned.

 

 

 

About Sheila Morris

Sheila Morris is an essayist with humorist tendencies who periodically indulges her desires to write outside her genre by trying to write fiction and poetry. In December, 2017, the University of South Carolina Press published her collection of first-person accounts of a few of the people primarily responsible for the development of LGBTQ organizations in South Carolina. Southern Perspectives on the Queer Movement: Committed to Home will resonate with everyone interested in LGBTQ history in the South during the tumultuous times from the AIDS pandemic to marriage equality. She has published five nonfiction books including two memoirs, an essay compilation and two collections of her favorite blogs from I'll Call It Like I See It. Her first book, Deep in the Heart: A Memoir of Love and Longing received a Golden Crown Literary Society Award in 2008. Her writings have been included in various anthologies - most recently the 2017 Saints and Sinners Literary Magazine. Her latest book, Four Ticket Ride, was released in January, 2019. She is a displaced Texan living in South Carolina with her wife Teresa Williams and their dogs Spike and Charly. Her Texas roots are never far from her thoughts.
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10 Responses to who’s afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?

  1. Wayside Artist says:

    The way out seems easy enough, but all of Fairytale Land seems to be slumbering with Sleeping Beauty.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. AS WITH ALL YOUR COMMENTS SHEILA VERY INTERESTING, CHINA

    china.alexandria@livingthedream.blog

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Infidel753 says:

    Does Little Red Riding Hood have a plan for getting 20 Senate Republicans to vote for conviction after an impeachment? Because if not, impeachment won’t get the Big Bad Wolf out of the White House.

    Liked by 1 person

    • Aha, the Senate Republicans are the REAL evildonothings of the “legislative” branch. They have not only forgotten their job to pass laws to help the people they represent but they have also lost their spines within their own party. McConnell’s Do Nothings. What a legacy.
      So Little Red Riding Hood would have real trouble with that Senate bunch unless the evidence uncovered during the impeachment process was so compelling their own constituents would make such a hullabaloo 20 of them would vote to get rid of the Big Bad Wolf. A person can dream.

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  4. No puff to blow that house down, sadly 😦

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